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gimpy

1.)a guy with small dick(cock)
2.)a person who walks with a limp

by whatever April 4, 2003

ugh

A term often used by overweight males. It means: "I wish I had someone (and/or something) to scratch my ass (and/or balls) right now"

Husband Bill: "Ugh..."

Wife Marry: "Ok dear Ill be right there"

by Whatever October 21, 2006

masturbaters

one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.

-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)

by Whatever April 6, 2005