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A city in the north west of England full of aggressive, chip on their shoulder, horrible people. Most of the men are sheep and wear and look like each other as their afraid to be different. All trends are chavy unpleasant styles that if youre not wearing, you will be looked at strangely. About 15 years ago it was North face, then it moved to under armour tracksuits. Now its Montriex, another stupid chavy brand that everyone and their fucking nan wears.
My advice, stay away from this city as I unfortunately have lived the majority of my 30 years so far.
My advice, stay away from this city as I unfortunately have lived the majority of my 30 years so far.
Get the Liverpoolmug. When a specimen (normally human) is so astronomically bored of staring at their computer screen instead of having a life outside where they could get healthier, visit a country or go on a hike. No, they decided to go on a new tab and type in the QWERTY keyboard layout in a order fashion, or they tried to see if they could type it in world record speed.
Tiddles, a 41 year old man that still lives in his late mother's basement, looked at his computer screen and stared at it. He saw his reflection, his sad, overweight paedophilic looking face that shown boredom, opened a new tab and typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm with both his index fingers so that he doesn't mistype.
Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmug. Did you hear Molly had to get a blood transfusion because she had a period for three weeks straight? The doctors said it was stress but I think they’re Beibering.
Get the Beiberingmug. 
