Is great athletic person who you can talk to and find a better person he is very sensitive but cold hearted at times
Lehanno is great
Get the lehannomug. 
When your insignificant other cheats on you, and instead of recognizing it for the banal act it is, they instead decide to transform their drunken one night stand with an ex into a grand expression of poetry and an act of liberation. It probably comes with other poetic acts such as chopping off their hair or piercing their nipples.
Chump: Can you believe it, she's writing songs about the night she fucked him, and he didn't even wipe before they did it.
Friend: She's really burning the midnight oil on that hoetry.
Friend: She's really burning the midnight oil on that hoetry.
Get the Hoetrymug. 
Oh that person is very Kjmd
Get the Kjmdmug.