Kummaravell is the definition of a real man.
Get the kummaravellmug. 
When someone (probably christian) doesn't want to say "hell" they might resort to saying "hiffle". The word is just the acronym "HFIL" spelled how you would say the acronym. The term originates from how Team Four Star makes fun of the localization of the word "hell" in Dragon Ball Z. For the localization instead of "hell" it is called "home for infinite losers" thus the acronym.
Billy: *walks a bit too close to Bob*
Bob: STRANGER DANGER, BACK THE HIFFLE UP BUDDY!
Billy: bro what did i do
Bob: I HAVE A GUN (of course a tiny little itty bitty gun) AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! (for self defense of course with rubber boolets)
Bob: STRANGER DANGER, BACK THE HIFFLE UP BUDDY!
Billy: bro what did i do
Bob: I HAVE A GUN (of course a tiny little itty bitty gun) AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! (for self defense of course with rubber boolets)
Get the hifflemug. 
They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam
"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "
Get the Benders at Tescosmug. 