goanar

the blackest thing you’ll ever find

damn that’s goanar? he’s black

by May 04, 2022

Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by February 22, 2023

Kabir

Kabir means " grave" in Turkish 😂

Kabirde azab olabilir

by November 22, 2021

clitormyth

The myth that a clit is real and that men give a fuck about finding it

Is a clit real or is it just a clitormyth??

by December 24, 2023

Sticky ricky

Intercouse with your partner immediately after a 3rd party male has ejaculated inside of them

“That’s got to be the best lube I’ve ever used, whats it called? That’s not lube It was just a sticky ricky”

“When the sex is to dry its sticky Ricky time”

by June 01, 2022

hajruden

A name for someone that is bad at fishing.

Hey hajruden, you suck at fishing.

by October 17, 2023

𝕽𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖏

The man who shakes it but never breaks it

As 𝕽𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖏 always says shake it but don’t break it

by November 23, 2021