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Chelcea

Beautiful with amazing eyebrows and a perfect forehead! She’s smart, hilarious with a great sense of humor (loves making fart jokes), and has a superb taste in both music and movies, but she is bad at spelling. She’s shy and quiet (very nervous) and can also be very intimidating with her smh’s. However, once you get to know her she’s the coolest person in the whole wide world and she’s definitely someone you can trust. At times she may not know it but she’s BESTER than the best and you’ll never get annoyed of her.
Wowwhat a Chelcea!
by anonymous February 10, 2022
mugGet the Chelceamug.

handsoap main

a hanzo player that is actualy good at the game he might say that hes not but he is
-this is such a bad hanzo main
*nah dude thats a handsoap main
by anonymous January 31, 2018
mugGet the handsoap mainmug.

Fastidiotypocrite

Fastidiotypocrite - a person and partner (almost always of the male persuasion) who is meticulously concerned about accuracy or detail except when it comes to what's known as “adulting”. This person is incredibly competent in some areas of their life - particularly when it comes to work or social activities or any other highly visible area of their life. They are often described as the “life of the party” and people perceive that "they have it all”. These people are very quick to point out inconsistent or illogical actions in others, but they have a blind spot when it comes to their own illogical shortcomings. These significant, hypocritical, and often idiotic shortcomings are most evident in the areas of household executive functioning, including, but not limited to the following: cooking, grocery shopping, noticing messes, cleaning up messes, starting household projects, finishing household projects, knowing what to do around the house without directions written or spoken at a third-grade comprehension level. Fastidotypocrisy also includes, but is not limited to all of the social aspects of hosting that are generally understood as common courtesy.
Fastidiotypocrites often suffer from something known as “not knowing how good they have it”. They are usually blessed with extremely attractive, very intelligent, incredibly witty, and highly competent partners who spend so much time compensating for their shortcomings that the fastidiotypocrites stop recognizing those shortcomings altogether, and they falsely start to believe that they are somehow in part responsible for the basic functions of household management or they begin to believe that the household simply runs itself.

After I cooked, served, and cleaned up after a large family meal, I asked my fastidiotypocritic partner to help me by emptying the dishwasher. He paused every few dishes to ask me what the dish was and then where it went. (Sometimes following with a question as to whether we really needed it.) We have lived together for 10 years - how does he have the skills to build strategy at work, yet he seems to have no skills for how to locate the Tupperware drawer in our kitchen? What a fastidiotypocrite.
by anonymous January 8, 2023
mugGet the Fastidiotypocritemug.

ally

@allysnell9
hi @allysnell9
by anonymous March 13, 2021
mugGet the allymug.

Hatric

Hatric, also can be called "haricot", is a term used to describe when a player makes 3 goals in a match
Salah better get a "hatric" tonight.
by anonymous December 11, 2021
mugGet the Hatricmug.

UJWU?

UWJU? is an acronym that translates to “you just woke up.” It’s a polite and brief way of asking if someone they’re available to talk
UJWU? I wanted to know if you were going to Williams birthday party tomorrow ?
by anonymous March 9, 2024
mugGet the UJWU?mug.

Joey being stupid

Joey from the show “Joey” is balls including a different Joey who only talks about balls
by anonymous September 4, 2021
mugGet the Joey being stupidmug.

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