Frinky

Fresh Drink

My drink had been sitting for over an hour so I asked the bartender to get me a new frinky.

A friend of mine met me at the door with a frinky in his hand.

by August 09, 2022

wdnc

WE DO NOT CARE😐.

random ass nigga: “my grandma’s dying of cancer😭”
expoxesd: “WDNC”

by November 29, 2020

69

The act of two people giving eacother oral sex in a position similar to how the numbers 6 and 9 look when they're beside eachother.

Bf: You free tonight?

Gf: Yeah why?

Bf: Wanna 69?

Gf: I'm on my period.

by December 04, 2023

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqmnbvcxz

sliding your finger across your keyboard, then doing numbers after it.... then doing it BACKWORDS, FROM THE MIDDLE< UP AND THEN DOWN..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO FUCKING OUTSIDE

friend 1: Hey! what you doing on the computer?
me: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqmnbvcxz
friend 1: what the fuck

by April 18, 2024

Trash-hat

When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat

God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.

by April 22, 2023

Legend

To not fit in, being an outcast and a misfit.

1: Soo. you're saying you don't fit in? you're an outcast... a misfit?
2: let's assume.
1: sounds to me like you're a legend

by January 10, 2020

Jobstream

Is a workflow process whereby out of touch leaders piss on their subordinates.

I was going to work on answering emails, but I got completely jobstreamed by my boss.

by November 17, 2021