Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by August 29, 2022

Estigarribia

Estigarribia simplemente es el dios del sexo, su gran y imponente polla deja a todos despenetrados analmente. Todos quisieran ser estigarribia, todos al verlo gritan:
"Ohh yesss, give me your penis"
Simplemente estigarribia, es el hombre perfecto

Estigarribia

by November 22, 2021

Blacksh Sharma

Mf who can’t pull bitches, going to BrockU and a crippling Schlinglbobbing addiction

Bro 1: Yo bro ima go talk to her
Bro 2: bro you’re legit blacksh Sharma, you ain’t pulling shit

by November 13, 2023

Andrija

A name that comes from Latin Andreus, which means a pussy magnet.

Man 1: He got laid again. It's fifth time this month!

Man 2: I know, he's such an Andrija.

by November 22, 2021

Room temperature IQ

A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.

Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.

Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.

by October 15, 2020

Helimet

a bitch

“i can do what i want”-helimet every hour

by September 30, 2022

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by July 11, 2024