Get the Zach/Zacharymug. aurourassireline is awesome
Get the aurourassirelinemug. 
So simple but so hard to get.
Get the Hugmug. When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Get the Yanking offmug. Magima
A loved ones for people around her and a loyal one.Both a holy shit and he'll fire.she looks beautiful but deny to accept it.A secret keeper and very shy at times and doesn't mingle with people easily.Attractive personality and liked my most of the people.Doesnt hate anybody .
A loved ones for people around her and a loyal one.Both a holy shit and he'll fire.she looks beautiful but deny to accept it.A secret keeper and very shy at times and doesn't mingle with people easily.Attractive personality and liked my most of the people.Doesnt hate anybody .
A magima in your life is blissful
Get the Magimamug. Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )
You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
Get the Hamassedmug.