ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ's definitions

b ̛̹̯̜̩͔̝͇͗̂͊̅̆́̇̕r̶̡̥̻̓͗̓͊̅̃͌̄͑o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀c ̘̉̂͗͊͆́͘o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́i ̬̬̦̪͎̥̤̪̓͝

Broccoli but it is very cursed

'Did you get the b ̛̹̯̜̩͔̝͇͗̂͊̅̆́̇̕r̶̡̥̻̓͗̓͊̅̃͌̄͑o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀c ̘̉̂͗͊͆́͘o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́i ̬̬̦̪͎̥̤̪̓͝?'

by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 2, 2021

b ̛̹̯̜̩͔̝͇͗̂͊̅̆́̇̕r̶̡̥̻̓͗̓͊̅̃͌̄͑o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀c ̘̉̂͗͊͆́͘o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́i ̬̬̦̪͎̥̤̪̓͝

Broccoli but cursed

Did you get the b ̛̹̯̜̩͔̝͇͗̂͊̅̆́̇̕r̶̡̥̻̓͗̓͊̅̃͌̄͑o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀c ̘̉̂͗͊͆́͘o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́i ̬̬̦̪͎̥̤̪̓͝?

by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 2, 2021

february 32nd

The non-existent day of febuary

'Y'all it's February 32nd!'
It's March 1st, Jacob.

by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 9, 2021