🥺👉👈UwU's definitions

tharktwimple

A pimple on your back that is leaking pus into your buttcrack

"ooh, Davie you have a bad tharktwimple"
"Really? I thought something hurt 🤕"

by 🥺👉👈UwU January 7, 2023

Sebastian stan

The greatest human on earth. The sweetest, most caring, softest, and most huggable man on earth. If i was drunk, and i’m sure anyone else feels this way, i would trust him to be able to take me home. He looks good with anything and if you disagree you can stick your head in trash because he’s the most amazing and lovable human on earth, he’ll make you want to shift realities to him. Cough cough um definitely not me tho. Yeah, definitely not me.

Me: Yeah, i love sebastian stan
Friend 1: who’s that? 🤨
Me: only the most lovable human on planet earth.

by 🥺👉👈UwU November 21, 2021