Aldo

His hair? WHACK
His gear? WHACK
His jewelry? WHACK
His foot stance? WHACK
The way that he talks? WHACK
The way he doesn't even like to smile? WHACK
Aldo is whack
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Mish

Hottest thing around, thiccest girl in town.
Wow, she's so hot and thicc, what a Mish!
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