
Me with a whole pocket dimension in his underwear so he can fit his infinitely long shlong in his pants. He has to roll it up to fit in there. If you call him a good boy his pocket dimension will break and that’s equivalent to 500E9 nukes hitting one location. DON’T CALL HIM A GOOD BOY.
Ivan- “ Yo Jaxson, you think I could hop in the pocket dimension real quick?”
Jaxson - “ I mean it’s kinda cold in there”
Ivan - “ I can take it”
Jaxson - “ alright, let me take one of my balls out so you can fit”
Jaxson - “ I mean it’s kinda cold in there”
Ivan - “ I can take it”
Jaxson - “ alright, let me take one of my balls out so you can fit”

A demon. This demon is a killer and knows its ways around the afterlife. It will attach to you and then kill everyone you know. Watch out for this demon and beware because it can shapeshift into human form…….

describing some someone who is fat and ugly. usually in a joking matter with friends.
can use the short form "chulant" (phonetically: chew-lant).
can use the short form "chulant" (phonetically: chew-lant).
