Something happened when One Direction was on tour in Japan, and collectively as directioners, the fandom doesn’t talk about it. Don’t ask about it. Don’t look it up. Don’t even think about what it might be. Because trust the rumours, you do not want to know.

It‘s a beautiful girl with always black long hair. She has a lot of good qualities. She is especially good in organising. The boys love her for that. She is a good listener and loves to be there for her friends. She acts like that she doesn‘t like to dance but when shes alone in her bathroom she dances like a streetdancer

aevmarvel is my bestfriend and the most talented editor to ever exist! She is also Peter Parker and Andrew Garfields wife xx
aevmarvel solos!

Jonah is the loudest person you'll ever meet. When you go up to him, he'll yell "Hi _____!" His voice is extremely high but he's a good person. When you find a Jonah, never let go of him because he'll brighten your day and always find a way to make you laugh.
Kayden: have you seen jonah
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)
Landon: found him.. *laughs*
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)
Landon: found him.. *laughs*

Person 1: Damn you really be sucking the life outta thing whole room
Person 2: why don't you try roosinduing the situation then
Person 2: why don't you try roosinduing the situation then

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
