A mixed drink consisting of vodka and blood orange soda. It has also been known to have originally included some soda or tonic water but this is widely debated.
Jim: what drink should we offer at the party tonight?
Carol: Well, we definitely need to be able to make a montclaire.
Carol: Well, we definitely need to be able to make a montclaire.

oh look honey, a bunch of Tosslas waiting at that charging station for a charge
check out the Tosslas at that circlejerk station.
check out the Tosslas at that circlejerk station.

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother
Friend: Yo u have a big forehead
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~
You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief
PS: idc if theres more stages of grief
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~
You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief
PS: idc if theres more stages of grief

A very nice person. He’s talented, tall, handsome and he smells so good. He’s a Pisces and has the prettiest smile I have ever seen in my entire life. He’s is smart but heartbroken until he knows that I’m freaking in love with him

It’s the definition of love it’s also a name that a girl I love so much have if you’re seeing this thank you so much for everything and I love u so much <3
Dikusana is the best

Sammani is a beautiful, unique, kind, loving generous person. She is loyal and a hard worker. She is not afraid to say what’s on her mind, and doesn’t like to deal with drama. She enjoys her alone time, but she wouldn’t mind being around friends and family. If you get a Sammani, you better keep her!
