Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.
During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.
The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.
The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
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