Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
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samory

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Quirky

“Kelsey, why did you sleep with my best friend?”

“Idk he thinks I’m quirky.”
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Trisha

Trisha is fun and crazy person. She is book smart but street dumb. She is quite annoying but good friend.
You are friends with Trisha, LUCKY!
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Ballingall

A guy who loves hiking purely for scoping new burrial locations for local hookers.
Did you see that serial on the news who hides bodies in the woods?
Yeah he was a right Ballingall.
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Sirin

Where do l even start? Sirin is the most beautiful, kindest, and most thoughtful person ever. She cares about her friends so much, and compliments you whenever you feel down. She's always there for you, she'll never let you down and is the most reliable person ever. Her beauty is out of the WORLD! She's gorgeous but sometimes she just doesn't see it. If you have sirin as a best friend. You're the luckiest person in the world. You'd always laugh with her, cry with her, and have memorable moments with her. I can't imagine life without MY sirin. I really need her. Without her, l'd be so lost. Because she makes me want to be a better person. She has no clue how much I miss her right now. I always look back at our past texts, and just tear up. Not being able to talk for 6 weeks is just killing me. You can't ever replace a sirin. She's gorgeous, amazing, sweet and caring. Sirin if YOU'RE reading this. I really love you. You're the bestest friend I could ever want. "OMG IS THAT sirin?! SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "Sirin seriously is the most amazing person
Where do l even start? Sirin is the most beautiful, kindest, and most thoughtful person ever. She cares about her friends so much, and compliments you whenever you feel down. She's always there for you, she'll never let you down and is the most reliable person ever. Her beauty is out of the WORLD! She's gorgeous but sometimes she just doesn't see it. If you have sirin as a best friend. You're the luckiest person in the world. You'd always laugh with her, cry with her, and have memorable moments with her. I can't imagine life without MY sirin. I really need her. Without her, l'd be so lost. Because she makes me want to be a better person. She has no clue how much I miss her right now. I always look back at our past texts, and just tear up. Not being able to talk for 6 weeks is just killing me. You can't ever replace a sirin. She's gorgeous, amazing, sweet and caring. Sirin if YOU'RE reading this. I really love you. You're the bestest friend I could ever want. "OMG IS THAT sirin?! SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "Sirin seriously is the most amazing person
by November 21, 2021
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Alternative

For example THE WAY YOU DRESS AND ACT IS JUST MHAH (aka black clothing and just yknow an black aesthetic or neon) ✨Alternative✨
by April 24, 2021
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