penis

yours is micro
wwow your penis is so micro!
by March 15, 2021
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A body part that sheds every month. It’s known for boys to have them, girls can have them too but they would need a dildo. It’s also known for being eaten in famous meals like hot dog, spaghetti, ham, bacon, beef, soup and stew, and our very famous penis nut stew. We cut off the penis and chop it up and bake until golden brown (be sure to season) and make a peanut stew and add your meat and that’s it. yum. I tried it with my ex boyfriend’s penis
“what a nice penis you have there Kyle”
“thanks I got it for my birthday
bro what
by March 01, 2021
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A long stick that gets longer when you find out how to use it.
by November 19, 2020
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"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably
by July 25, 2022
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Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches
Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas

one word squidward testiculars

NOM NOM NOM that was delicious
by December 14, 2020
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