You are probably named after you grandma or something like that. You kinda care and you also worry what your zodiac sign is. You think you have many friends but they ditch you or aren’t nice enough. You care about people but your kinda selfish
Get the vanssamug. The divine combination of the two holy elements: Cum, and honey. This sacred amalgamation transcends all other purpose and meaning in life, not only on Earth but within the Universe and even over God himself. Cumney is the way, the truth, and the light; achieving the ultimate ratio between cum and honey, and loading the holy serum into a syringe as to inject into oneself, will allow the individual to ascend beyond humanity and become one with God.
“Did you hear what mike did last Friday night? Dude put his paycheck’s worth of cumney in a furnace to crystallize it, and broke it down into power so that he could snort it all in one sitting. Crazy stuff dude.”
Get the Cumneymug. The 3rd Best Lake in the Tri Lakes Area of the North Country. Full of dip packers under the age of 15, Tupper is filled with some of the lowest test scoring kids in New York State. The only good thing Tupper ever had was a factory that is now drug HQ of the town. Tupper Lake High School is one of the best places you can get mugged. The teachers are about the meanest son's of bitches you could ever drag out of the trailer park downtown. Tupper Lake is one of the leading towns in Upstate New York for inbreeding.
Tupper Lake Dick: Hey, you wanna go buy some china white heroin behind the OWD factory in Tupper Lake?
Saranac Lake Dick: Screw You, SL forever
Saranac Lake Dick: Screw You, SL forever
Get the Tupper Lakemug. 
Many “Hugo’s” are just rotten thirsty boys hi think they’re fuckable and hot but really, they’re ugly, fake pick me boys who can’t act how hey should be acting. Individuals with the name “Hugo” tend to be sporty however.
“Ew look, Hugo is over there!!”
Get the Hugomug. 
Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Get the Frosty moustachemug.