A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
Get the Alpha blokes mug.
Selonie is a caring , funny , and a bright soul to be around. He lights up others day when they’re not good.If you had an freind like Selonie you’d be fortuitous to have him as a freind.
Selonie is the best friend you could ever have
Get the Selonie mug.
Drunk'nt is a state of a human wen they are starting to no longer be able to property think basically melting down, this ussually happens because the person is too tired to be able to think properly not by any alcohol.
I have a pencilllllllll...........
You are so Drunk'nt.
You are so Drunk'nt.
Get the Drunk'nt mug.