A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
Something that is too big, extremely large, too much or that has been taken to a certain extent of point of view or perhaps no return.
“...Ladies and Gentlemen, the volume inside of this bus is ASTRONOMICAL. It is way too loud...” — @SnarkyMarky
“The disrespect is astronomical.”
“How much was that Paulina Rubio ticket?”
“Dude! That ticket price was astronomical.”
“Aren’t you going to buy the new game console at Best Buy?”
“No, the line last year was astronomical. Never again!”
“The disrespect is astronomical.”
“How much was that Paulina Rubio ticket?”
“Dude! That ticket price was astronomical.”
“Aren’t you going to buy the new game console at Best Buy?”
“No, the line last year was astronomical. Never again!”