Definitions by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ

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The way absolutely nobody says "..."

Person1: Ok, but what if we lived in a house inside the earth and my mom was also person6's son and my older sister and if you die you start flying and turn into a flying hamburger and then you die again and turn back into yourself and never die again? Also we eat rocks and chocolate wants to kill us?
Person2: ... Lol wut?
Person3: •••
Person6: I-
Person4: HEY! I'M THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO TALK NOW! :(
Person5: person3, what the hell is that?
Person3: •••

••• by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 10, 2022

Greeklish 

When people write in greek using english characters. Most commonly used by greeks, sometimes because they're too stupid to install a greek keyboard or to look "cool" or some shit. It sometimes makes the (already kind of confusing) greek language even more confusing, sometimes even unreadable, especially for non-native greek speakers.

An example of greeklish:

Geia sou Aggele, ti kaneis?

In actual greek:

Γεια σου Άγγελε, τι κάνεις;

English translation:

Hello Angel, how are you?

Greeklish by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 9, 2022

Homophobia 

The act of hating gay people for no particular reason. Some people might be confused with why it's called homoPHOBIA, because homophobic people aren't afraid of gays, they just hate them. Well, the real reason why it's called that is because they're afraid of accepting them.

Person1: I'm gay.
Person2: Ok, cool.
Person3: That's cool, I'm gay too!
Person4: OMG WHAT!? YOU ARE WHAT NOW!? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE G... G...

Person2: Gay?
Person4: YEAH, THAT! IT'S SO DISGUSTING, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!!! *fucking vomits*
Person1: wtf
Person3: You good bro?
Person4: Yeah, where was I? Oh yeah, YOU ARE BOTH ABOMINATIONS, BEING G-WORD IS A CHOICE! IT'S DISGUSTING, IT'S VILE, ITS-
Person1: Geez, calm down man...
Person2: Yeah, looks like you've got a serious case of homophobia to me..

Homophobia by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 9, 2022

Greece's Got Talent 

Greece's Got Talent is basically America's Got Talent, except it takes place in Greece, the judges are stricter and the acts are not as good.

Right now I'm in the bathroom because I drank too much ice tea watching Greece's Got Talent with my family.

Greece's Got Talent by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 9, 2022

do'nt 

How absolute fucking dumbasses spell "don't"

Dumb_ass1: hi, my name is Richard, ples do'nt coll me dick, its ofenssive! 😃😙🤣🤩🤪☹️😡😕😒😢🧐🥵🤥🤤
I_likeGrammar: please* don't* call*
Sum1cool: wat

do'nt by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 9, 2022

oooaaa 

Oooaaa is uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm it is uhhhhh uhh it's an uhhhhhm it is uhhhhh... I DON'T KNOW, OK? IT'S LITERALLY A BUNCH OF O'S AND A'S PUT TOGETHER FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!

Please, help me! It's 12:12am and I'm writing a definition for oooaaa! HELP ME!

oooaaa by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 8, 2022

Among Us 

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

Among Us by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022