cumerang

upon ejaculating into ones hand, one may naturally attempt to flick or spidey the cum away from oneself, the cumerrang is the recoil of the cum in such a way - you flick it on to ones self. hideous

I went to spidey Megan last night, but the elasticity of the cum caused a cumerang onto my jeans

by March 03, 2015

Bumbilical Cord

When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.

Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.

by January 29, 2015

three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by March 03, 2015

huggable urn

A stuffed animal filled with the ashes of a cremated loved one

Joel died trying to pass a bumbilical cord
Megan couldn't last without Joel after he died, so she had him made into a huggable urn.

by March 03, 2015