three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by March 03, 2015

cumerang

upon ejaculating into ones hand, one may naturally attempt to flick or spidey the cum away from oneself, the cumerrang is the recoil of the cum in such a way - you flick it on to ones self. hideous

I went to spidey Megan last night, but the elasticity of the cum caused a cumerang onto my jeans

by March 03, 2015

huggable urn

A stuffed animal filled with the ashes of a cremated loved one

Joel died trying to pass a bumbilical cord
Megan couldn't last without Joel after he died, so she had him made into a huggable urn.

by March 03, 2015

Bumbilical Cord

When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.

Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.

by January 29, 2015