Definitions by <3

vending 

hot asian man

oh jesus christ Vending is so hot!

vending by <3 March 24, 2003

flying monkey 

The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.

Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.

flying monkey by <3 February 22, 2003

1979 

A balding man, late 30's to early 40's who lives a secluded life in his mother's basement. Tries to find love online, but always ends up getting shot down e-style.

Chuck: Damn, he's pulling a 79.
Bob: Say your good-byes, you won't see him again for awhile.
Chuck: Shit, he borrowed my playboys.
Bob: Lost cause, best to move on.

1979 by <3 February 21, 2003

Mjfatz

One who immensely enjoys collard greens, chitlins, fried chicken, watermelon, and tootsie rolls. Known to frequent his kitchen often, mainly to admire the "God bless this kitchen sign" his mother made him.

Jason: So he's an Mj?
Cliff: The biggest
Jason: At least he doesn't have to work for a living
Cliff: Welfare > Working
Jason: True, true.

Mjfatz by <3 February 21, 2003