doodlyfuck

A phrase used a hell of a lot by "the beav" in the book and upcoming movie, Dreamcatcher.

Others include "jesus-christ-bananas!" and "kiss my bender!"

by <*}}}}>< June 12, 2003

beige

Stems from the stupid orange-like brown colour.

A mixture of dull, boring and irritatingly tedious.

Dude, that guy was so damn BEIGE!

by <*}}}}>< May 06, 2004

communism

Something that works on paper, but real life corrupts, and stalin was in fact a facist. he just never figured it out.

come to think of it, the same has happened to:
democracy (bush steals election)
Republic (rome burned)
Capitalism (the depression)
Facism (guess)
Despotism (saddam hussein bomed out of existence)
all forms of government have, in fact, become corrupted so far. except anarchy, but so what?
basically, communism would work if there is a totally honest cabinet running it. go figure.

by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003