<*}}}}><'s definitions

Hangtime

How long a boner lasts after intercourse

Suck my hangtime, you fucking nazi biatch!

Hell no, my hangtime is too good for a nazi!

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

beige

Stems from the stupid orange-like brown colour.

A mixture of dull, boring and irritatingly tedious.

Dude, that guy was so damn BEIGE!

by <*}}}}>< May 6, 2004

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003