ssdd

Sma shit different day. vortex toilets inc. used it as their slogan for the whole of their 26-day existence, after which they went bankrupt and were forgotten within seconds.

they couldn't pay for the factory, it was started with a $25 every two dys income. satan laughs!

by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003

communism

Something that works on paper, but real life corrupts, and stalin was in fact a facist. he just never figured it out.

come to think of it, the same has happened to:
democracy (bush steals election)
Republic (rome burned)
Capitalism (the depression)
Facism (guess)
Despotism (saddam hussein bomed out of existence)
all forms of government have, in fact, become corrupted so far. except anarchy, but so what?
basically, communism would work if there is a totally honest cabinet running it. go figure.

by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

ssdd

Same Sex Different Dad

For use by those who are that way inclined. THAT MEANS YOU, YOU PERVERTED BIATCH!!

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003