3 definitions by $horty da Pimp

When you get so coked out you end up eating a bunch of pine needles and cuddling up with the family dog instead of paying attention to your beautiful wife
Damn bro Zacks wife Sarah is so hot I can’t believe he’s trying to cuddle the dog instead of her he’s definitely a pine sap Zack
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
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When your laying in bed using someone else’s Netflix account and all you can think about is Tyler’s prolapsed butthole.
A dirty Zack thinks Damn Tyler’s butthole is blown out
by $horty da Pimp September 22, 2019
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When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
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