Definitions by #BA DDTB

The Townley Effect

When your workplace fucks you harder than the town bike but you think you're still in front

He thought he deserved that promotion but we all knew he was being absolutely raped. The Townley Effect had him by the ballbag

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When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

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