Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho

oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite

by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020

Kieran Bateup

he gets mucho pussy, but doesnt talk much and is always super edgy. he always wears a black mask, even when he doesnt need to. he also carries everyone at spanish.

people: oh my god its Kieran bateup
kieran: ......

by #1 Sam bird fan May 10, 2021