Tryjacking

To hijack someones methodical attempts to fix something by throwing a series of guesses at the problem, eventually stumbling across the right solution.

While trying to work out why I can't browse the web from one of my PC's, an over-zealous colleague says:

"Have you looked at the proxy setting, I bet it's that! What about your IP address, have you got an IP address? Have you tried upgrading to the latest browser??. It's the proxy setting isn't it!?"

My response: "STFU and stop tryjacking me"

Tryjacking by !Maj February 26, 2010

fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.

Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

fast-tracking by Professor Cummysocks March 17, 2017

two tracking 

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin

For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.

two tracking by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

Poon Tracking 

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.

Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?

Poon Tracking by Nearchow November 23, 2011

tracking 

A military term used to convey acknowlegement and/or understanding.

Squad Leader: Alpha team, Recon the hill in grid TD234437, Tracking?

Alpha Team Leader: What is a grid?

Squad Leader: You are tracking like a broken VCR!

tracking by leadthrower August 28, 2006

Fryjacking 

The act of taking a food item from someone else's plate without their permission

The fryjacking occurred last night at dinner when Drew took fries off of Tom's plate after he refused to share them with her

Fryjacking by DrewandTom February 10, 2017

tracking 

US Army slang for "understand"

GIJane: I didn't get the idea before, but I'm tracking now.

tracking by Roshlyn June 17, 2006