3 definitions by plant lady
the name chrishaun means intelligent , friendly, creative, has great sense of humor . A Chrishaun is a wonderful person to have in your circle.
by plant lady October 4, 2019
Someone who meticulously slices open your still beating cardiovascular organ ,while it still rests in your chest and they very carefully dismember, painstakingly lay each bloody and lacerated chunk of flesh on a cold ,fluorescent light reflective metal tray that clinks as the metal tools are jostled from the movement of the cart wheeling of the operating room.
They go home, your pulverized, shredded heart chunks sloshing in the leftover plastic target bag they acquired on their weekly paper towel run, and before going to sleep they will lay out a fluffy blanket in front of their warm fireplace, and joyfully lift one bloody chunk of flesh at a time, flicking the dripping fluids off of it and then tossing it into the flame. Listening to the sizzle of your flesh of the fire that luls them to a blissful nights rest.
Or guys who’s names start with J.
Whichever man.....
They go home, your pulverized, shredded heart chunks sloshing in the leftover plastic target bag they acquired on their weekly paper towel run, and before going to sleep they will lay out a fluffy blanket in front of their warm fireplace, and joyfully lift one bloody chunk of flesh at a time, flicking the dripping fluids off of it and then tossing it into the flame. Listening to the sizzle of your flesh of the fire that luls them to a blissful nights rest.
Or guys who’s names start with J.
Whichever man.....
Person one\ “wow she’s going to be a heartbreaker isn’t she(chuckles) pointing at the mothers charming and cute daughter “
The mother having read my definition / *look of shocked and cold terror crosses her eyes* why would you say that * a single year drips from her cheek*
The mother having read my definition / *look of shocked and cold terror crosses her eyes* why would you say that * a single year drips from her cheek*
by plant lady December 19, 2020
Rowan is a person either male or female. They are extremely attractive and usually very creative.
Rowan’s are always the mother or father in their friend group
( but that is because they are usually much more emotionally mature than their peers and feel they cannot connect with their friends)
A Rowan loves books, they love time to themselves and they love the raunb
Rowan’s are always the mother or father in their friend group
( but that is because they are usually much more emotionally mature than their peers and feel they cannot connect with their friends)
A Rowan loves books, they love time to themselves and they love the raunb
“Rowan do you have a bandaid?”
“Of course. I always do”
“ thanks”
“ hey rowan, how is your book?”
“Shut up.”
“ okay...”
“Of course. I always do”
“ thanks”
“ hey rowan, how is your book?”
“Shut up.”
“ okay...”
by plant lady May 14, 2021