A mythical creature that demonstrates hypocritical behavior and bears resemblance to a hippo and a moose.
Get the hippocritamoosemug. A fat autistic girl who thinks she has an ass and no friends and she thinks she is super thick and is a brat and is selfish and lazy and is disgusting and make you want to throw up because she is so ugly and restarted and also can’t get any guys and is a crybaby and like to eat everything and thinks she is cool.
Get the Bryannamug. 
Why’d you and John break-up?
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Get the Jack Trippermug. DIKSHIT IS A GOOD FRIEND
Get the dikshitmug. 
Jeffca is an amazing person that you would love to have in your life, shes funny, smart and kind hearted
they are also helpful with tasks and they mature at a young age and lets not forget their stunning beauty.
if you were ever to find a Jeffca in your life old her tight shes worth it.
they are also helpful with tasks and they mature at a young age and lets not forget their stunning beauty.
if you were ever to find a Jeffca in your life old her tight shes worth it.
Jeffca is a beautiful person
Get the Jeffcamug.