Looney Zunes 

The initial euphoric furor over the new MS music player Zune. One has gone looney zunes when getting excited over the advertising and rushing out to purchase it, seeing that most of the bugs have yet to be worked out.

A couple of friends go over to one of the big chain electronics stores and on the big screen TV a Zune ad is playing. They then see another customer staring at the ad.

"Uh oh."
"What?"
"Look at him."
"Oh man. He's gonna go for it. He's Looney Zunes. He's gonna plunk down and buy one."

Looney Zunes by RogueSun November 29, 2006

Case of the Zubes

Being hyper as a kid and running on a circle around a house

Oh no! I have a bad case of the Zubes

Case of the Zubes by Zman11809 March 22, 2020

Zuned 

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Zanessa 

Both Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, also known as Troy and Gabriella’s, best relationship. Most Zac Efron fans and Vanessa Hudgens fans still mourn over the break up. We will not give up.

Zanessa creates the music in me.

Zanessa by Nejwjjwkwwkdn August 15, 2018

Zunealogically challenged

Being horrible at trying to operate a Zune. This term is usually applied to someone who uses Ipods a lot and can't figure out how to operate a Zune.

Girl: I can't figure out how to go back a screen on this Zune! There's no "Menu" button like on my Ipod!

Guy: You are so Zunealogically Challenged

Zunealogically challenged by Squeek32 December 13, 2009

Flaming Zues 

A sex position in which the couple is positioned at the top of a set of stairs. During intercourse, the male removes his penis and lights it on fire before re-inserting. Once this is done he then proceeds to ride his partner down the set of stairs while screaming the name of the position.

"Did you hear Carly got Flaming Zuesed yesterday?"

"Yeah she broke her spine."

Flaming Zues by spega May 25, 2011