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1.
A complete and utter dickwad who frequents TheStreetNetwork. He's a bastard Canadian, who angers and annoys the emo 'community?' with his nasty views on My Chemical Romance.
He's rude, arrogant, nasty, and foul mouthed.
We love him.
Zotz: the reason why emo kids cut
by Madame Pikachu. February 07, 2008
 
2.
Zotz is also the Mayan word for "vampire"
"oh no! the Zotz destroyed our whole village and drank the women and babies blood! what are we to do now?"

i don't speak fluent Mayan, now do i?
. . .
rawr.
by Barbara (Mikey) July 25, 2008
 
3.
Coffee house in the Uptown part of New Orleans. Gothy themed and consists of an all artist staff. They have home made clothes for sale, art for sale, and Internet that you can use. They sell popular coffees, bubble teas, and teas. One of my personal favorites is Ruby Slippers which is like hevan on earth. I believe they have a hookah in the very back room sometimes? They have vegan options and alot of people go there just to hang out, study, play trading card games, play checkers, go on the internet, or get some yummy tea. It's located on Oak Street and there's another one on Decatur I believe.
Let's meet up at Z'otz later.

AHHH! I'M CRAVING A RUBY SLIPPERS!
by Si Senorita! July 25, 2006
 
4.
A hard candy that is rarely found anymore. It consisted of a hard shell similar to a lollipop but the inside was filled with some sort of chemical material...i think the same kind of material used to make model volcanoes explode in science proects in Jr. High. Anyway, the end result was that once bitten into, the child experienced a serious fizzing sensation and appeared to be rabid for a few seconds. I believe that along with Pop Rocks, there were many urban myths regarding deaths cause by swallowing these while drinking a Coke.
Typical Halloween scenario from the 70's.

What did you get?

I got a Marathon Bar! What did you get?

I got some Zotz! What did you get?

I got a rock.
by CTurtle January 14, 2005
 
5.
World of Warcraft term: Used to describe the act of capturing Snowfall Graveyard in the Alterac Valley battleground while your team is winning. Such act causes a bottle-neck effect which compromises the faction's chance of winning.
That guy just pulled a Zotzs right when we were about to head for Vann.
by WowUser21 July 04, 2011
 
6.
a term used in expression of amazement.
Zotz! Did you see that guy juggle the four microwaves?
by Aron April 22, 2003