(n) a piece of shit, a small meat

(n) a general term for someone that you dislike.
Chris Ceconi is a zorni because he plays golf everyday like a small meat.

Joey is so annoying; he's such a zorni.
by DJ_Calli August 4, 2008
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The feeling of being both sleepy and aroused (horny).
Melissa: I'm feeling horny, but I also need to catch some Zzz.
Sam: So you're feeling zorny, how is that even possible?
by DeafZebra January 29, 2014
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Jim Zorn, the head coach of the Washington Redskins, as seen on T-shirts made available when the fan base thought he was doing a great job as coach.
"What a great play call....I am so horny for Zorny."
by Glencastle November 2, 2009
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lazy but excited

its a verb

made by jamin

inspired by the word horny

zorny: I am feeling so zorny

Your zorny!

ZORNY IS NOT HORNY!
Jamin: I feel so zorny!

Eugenie: WTF

Jamin: Zorny means lazy but excited!
by JOHNNY585 October 8, 2007
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a five year old's way of saying they are horny because a certain gentleman by the name of ninja has told him to say it to a raccoon. and of coarse i don't mean a real raccoon she's a person.
David said he's "zorny".
by shawty royal July 11, 2008
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