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Zompossie 

A group of 20 or more "friends" you have on any site that when you look up or run into you don't associate with, know, or recognize them without research into their identity.

Similar to a group of zombies meandering the streets together that are friends but have absolutely no idea who the others are or would ever recognize them at the annual single's mixer.

A sign of being a Zombot
Ashley has 1000's of Facebook friends that she doesn't even know. She just adds new people daily, Its the largest Zompossie I've ever heard of.
Zompossie by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
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The american word for shoes. Recently de-mexicanized by J. White.
Holy shit, someone just jizzed in my zappos.
Zappos by dubajdub April 11, 2011

Zappos.com

An online selling hybrid for mens and womens shoes, clothes, accesories, and bags. With an awesome campany culture that facilitates happiness amongst its employees and customers.
Have you heard Zappos.com has great products and service? Yea, i heard that. i bet if they hire a guy from the NW for their couture brand marketing intern he would figure out tons of creative ways to make people buy and visit their site more.
Zappos.com by NW guy February 9, 2013

zapposexual 

A person who likes to have sex while wearing their new Zappos.com shoes.
Person 1: I started dating this girl, she’s such a Zapposexual.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: She only wants to fuck when her stupid Zappos shoe delivery comes.
This soda is zoppor as hell
zoppor by Analcakeslikesmen November 11, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026