Zooted 

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted 

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted 

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

zooded 

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

zooded by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007

zoosed up 

The most amazing feeling ever!!!

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!

zoosed up by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009

zooked 

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

zoomed out 

1. A malleable term commonly used to describe a type of psychedelic trip, a deep meditative state, an out-of-body experience.

2. A ‘higher’ perspective; a holistic perspective.

3. Something that is out-of-this-world, outlandish, far out, trippy.

4. A psychedelic and cannabis centered clothing brand—ZOOMDOUT.

DMT zoomed me out like I’ve never zoomed out before. Three minutes into the trip I was looking at the INFINIVERSE; the ultimate web, full of interconnected dust particle-sized universes. I’m not even sure that I zoomed back into the same body!

Lucy finally told me the story about her near death experience. It’s so nuts. She says her soul literally zoomed out of her body as she began to die. Then she watched the entire car accident scene happen from up above.

Yo dude, I smoked about a joint of every Sativa strain in Amsterdamn at last year’s Cannabis Cup. I’ve never been that zoomed out in my life. I was seeing shit happen from space!

Wow. That’s a zoomed out Shpongle album if I’ve ever heard one.

“Eat nothin’ but mushrooms and drink pure liquid acid, I’m ZOOMD-the-fuck-OUT!” – Lush One (ZOOMDOUT shout out)

zoomed out by ZOOMDOUT November 24, 2009