Short of Arizonian, these people invade local beach towns in California during the summer causing traffic jams, and straight up annoying the population of the local town.
Person #1: Damn zonies fukn invade San Diego every summer!
Person #2: Fuck i know! They need to get their own damn town
by Gian B. September 20, 2007
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People born and raised in Arizona or that have lived their most of their life. They know how to have fun, as they get on average 306 days of sun! And when they feel nice enough, they can conveniently drive to California, Vegas, or Mexico, to bless the people there with their presence..... ;)
They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.
(2 friends in San Diego )
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"

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by AZ123phx1 November 19, 2010
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To receive or perform the act of fellatio while the mouth of the performing party is full of some sort of saucy Italian dish. The dish in question may be - but is certainly not limited to - the act's namesake: the calzone.
Bro: "Hey, I heard that your date went well last night."
Dude: "Ya bro, she went straight from dinner to giving me a zonie."
by teh zonie'd February 27, 2011
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a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.
Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!
by Babzilicious May 8, 2011
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I can't stand how the zonies migrate here every year
by dasmol February 17, 2004
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A person from Arizona. Often used in California during the summer when loads of Arizonans come over to fill up the beaches and shuffle around Disneyland.
I tried to go to the beach today but it was totally filled with zonis and their stuff.

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People in Arizona really hate Snowbirds but then they go do the same thing by flocking to California in the summer.
by CactusWren February 9, 2012
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