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Derogatory term for a resident of Arizona. Zoners are known to frequently visit southern california (specifically San Diego) and be confused by road networks that are not in a perfect grid-like pattern.
Holy Shit! That Zoner is driving on the wrong side of the street!
#zoners #arizoners #idiots #driving #phoenix #tucson
by kevintheomanharris April 28, 2007
League of Legends jargon that represents champion(s) who can "zone" the enemy champion(s) in a lane. This means that the zoner is too much of a threat for the opposing champion to last hit minions, thereby forcing the enemy to miss out on experience and gold.
Udyr is a strong zoner in top lane due to his tankiness and harassing potential.
#zone #league of legends #udyr #yorick #counter pick #top lane #riven #renekton #ad carry #gangplank #wukong #rumble #nidalee #malphite #cho'gath #harassing #farming #shyvana #lee sin #singed
by BSMIncentive February 12, 2012
A zoned out stoner.
"Stop being such a Zoner and find the lighter!"
#stoner #zone #zoned #stoned #space cadet
by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014
It's like a boner you get in your sleep.
I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.
#boner #sleep #scrabble #tags #suck
by turdmasterdarren January 22, 2012
The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.
You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.
#zipper #boner #embarassing #awkward #zonner
by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010
A zipper boner.
Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!
#boner #zipper #hard-on #pants #shorts
by chicken fagina August 19, 2009
zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.
friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!
#boner #zipper #hard #zooner #zonner
by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 22, 2009
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