3 definitions by 311gus
A lifeless person sits behind a computer and watches all fucking hell break loose. Typically a position In an Operations Department. Zoning usually means long hours of stress while shitting and pissing your pants because you can't get up.
That Jim is a fine Zoner.....he looks like a champ in the beginning of his shift then like shit at the end. I wonder if he's got erectile disfunction because of it!.......
by 311gus August 2, 2019
Gus is typically short for Gustavo. A Gus is usually a tall ass Hispanic 6'3" with some sexy man gams, solid man ass and slick Latino sexy looks. A Gus will have the voice of a radio announcer and wet woman's panties when he hits the first octave. Gus's are particularly very nice empathetic and will go out of the way to make things good for you and everyone they care about.
When irate, Gus's won't hesitate to bring out the inner "Cholo" in them and beat you to the ground till you say "sorry papi I made a mistake".
Keep a Gus, they are faithful, friendly, dedicated and always on your side when you need them
When irate, Gus's won't hesitate to bring out the inner "Cholo" in them and beat you to the ground till you say "sorry papi I made a mistake".
Keep a Gus, they are faithful, friendly, dedicated and always on your side when you need them
Hey that's a tall Hispanic!!! Yeah that's a Gus you are looking at. Glorious and mystical like a fucking Centaur. You see one of those keep them.
by 311gus September 16, 2019
Hiawatha is when you tell someone to cover your spot at work and then dissappear for a long period of time saying that there is nothing to do but leave you a shit show to cover.
Subject A: Im gonna go get me a salad. You mind covering me? There is nothing going on.
Subject B: Sure go right ahead! (10 minutes lapse and becomes an hour) Shit where the fuck they go???? I've just be fucking Hiawatha'd
Subject B: Sure go right ahead! (10 minutes lapse and becomes an hour) Shit where the fuck they go???? I've just be fucking Hiawatha'd
by 311gus March 9, 2021