zon 

like son, but disrespectful in a slang way

Who do you think you are zon?

Skweezy Jibbs tried to disrespect me so i called him a zon and stole his word

zon by Touminator November 3, 2010

Zon 

Slang for Amazon

Oh cool knife where did you get it. Oh I got it off the zon

Zon by !Suckonthat! May 26, 2017

zon 

A character Class in the Blizzard game Diablo II

I have a PvM Zon

zon by FknBlazed May 16, 2003

zon 

the sun in Dutch

umbrella; sunshade - in English
zondek - in Dutch
zondek: zon - "sun", dek - "roof"

zon by AP December 23, 2003

zon 

probably short for amazon, or female warrior. A very assertive woman.

God, she's a real zon. Did you see how she blew that maitre d' away?

zon by guy May 10, 2003

zon 

slang for buying something. Originally meant buying something from Amazon, but has been repurposed to mean buying something from just about anywhere.

A: I'm hungry

B: Y dont u zon a McChicken rn?
A: This is the gayest word I have ever heard
B: Yo zon some lube for that butthurt
A: Please zon a noose and hang yourself

zon by SaugaMan97 August 29, 2018

Zon 

Zon is someone who is absolutely beautiful inside and out. They know how to make someone happy when they are down. They are someone special, and super sweet.

Zon you do realize you are the only reason i’m here.
You make me happy Zon.

Zon by Corseted January 5, 2021