Have you ever heard of zoid?
Yes i have im scared he might steal my bitch and she sends snaps of her riding his big penis!
Yes i have im scared he might steal my bitch and she sends snaps of her riding his big penis!
by Zoid lol July 1, 2021
Zoid, is abnormally attracted to the male gender more specifically men with a darker skin color because he stereotypes them to have a 500 inch penis
by blackyikeszezezez November 26, 2021
An individual who spends hours upon hours playing video games.
An individual who is very talented playing video games.
An individual who is very knowledgeable/talented at a certain activity.
An individual who is very talented playing video games.
An individual who is very knowledgeable/talented at a certain activity.
John has been playing Zelda for 8 consecutive hours, he is a zoid.
You beat the game in 2 hours, you are a zoid!
You zoid! How did you learn how to play air hockey so well?
Bill, would you like to zoid with me?
I will meet you there in an hour Katie, I am currently zoiding.
You beat the game in 2 hours, you are a zoid!
You zoid! How did you learn how to play air hockey so well?
Bill, would you like to zoid with me?
I will meet you there in an hour Katie, I am currently zoiding.
by Eldorado1 November 17, 2009
An exremely lame joke or quip that when said is followed by silence from everyone around you, not uncommonly followed by blank stares or looks of disbelief. When a zoid is uttered it is customary for one of the zoiders freinds or aquantinces to point this out by saying "zoid". You are only allowed three in an evening. The results of the third zoid is that the zoided party may not speak the rest of the night. It is rare that a third zoid is achieved but it can be done by the less witty, and humorless of us.If it is achieved,the party that is not to talk must be silent, if caught talking there should be repercussions. These can vary.
You are at a nightclub with your freinds and a fine girl walks by with some large breasts. One of your less than debonair freinds complements her by saying "Hey why dont you and your two freinds join us for a drink." After she backhands him and throws her drink in his face, You reply "Zoid , two more and you can't talk the rest of the night ."While shaking your head in dissaproval.
by scranton October 17, 2006
after studying for countless hours for college finals. your brain has turned to a humus like substance. and all motor functions are noticably impared.
after looking over 15 chapters of accounting and not comprehending any of it we drank beer and realized that you must always debit cash.
by donovan gravlee December 14, 2004
by Dr Ploppy July 3, 2003
by Destado1 February 25, 2010