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a bitch that dumps you or doesn't go out with you because of her slutty fuckin friends
I still like that Zoffla
zoffla by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
zoffle by Raz124 September 6, 2008
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zoffla zoffle Zofola Zoffa Zoffabait Zooflak Zorflax
A male who walks and talks like a female or js maybe a homosexual, frequently bending his hand like a flamingo and everyone hates him too.
Hey why are you acting like a Zofola.
Zofola by @mosola November 24, 2021
To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.
Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!
Zoffle by Staffy August 20, 2007
The name of the coolest guy in town.
Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?
Zorflax by Joe Thornton January 8, 2005
Giving exotic animals grief. this can include exotic dancers or people of exotic heritage.
"That zebra is awesome"

"naw it's from Africa."

"stop being such a zooflak"

"his mom hated because I'm whasian. She needs to Stop zooflaking"
Zooflak by Yo yamama February 7, 2010
A person who bends their hand while talking and behaves like a gay.
Moi'e Zofola hoi Oh robo Moi olop saah khai ahu.
Zofola by JeGe November 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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