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Zity Crawford 

The pesky zit you get on your lip in the exact location of Cindy Crawford's mole.
I woke up this morning and saw Zity Crawford looking back at me. Now I can't go to the dance!
Zity Crawford by Actually February 2, 2013
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a small jewish/hispanic bundle of fun. Quite the personality, but be cautious because she bites.........
raq zity may be flirty during the day but she's freaky at night
raq zity by penis69696nohomo November 9, 2013

The Zity 

The Zity is what local New Yorkers call New York City. People will know if you’re not from The Zity if you call it something else.
Guy 1. Where are you from?
Girl 1. I just moved to New York from California.
Guy 2. I told you she wasn’t from The Zity
The Zity by Not Spider-Man June 30, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026