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A death trap for your wang.
"Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper"
by TaTaTa Timmay February 23, 2008
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A practice in S&M/Bondage where a number of clothespins are pinched into the skin of the sub, and a cord is knotted on each. The clothespins are then removed using the cord either in a slow one-at-a-time "pluck" or all at once using a rip of the cord to maximize the effect at once...sometimes to coincide with orgasm.
"She trembled as she anticipated the Zipper's jolting shock to reality"
by SM_Data November 12, 2007
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A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....
I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...
by Dave Buttox May 18, 2004
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Yo, lets get a zipper instead of an eighth of pot.
by aaron July 17, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me
"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!
by tristan November 26, 2003
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Nickname given to the Lockheed F-104 Starfighter.
by JonathanChance September 29, 2003
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The individual person who performs the act of zipestra, which is essentially moving the a zip up and down to create some sort of melody.

Somebody who does zipping.
If you were to take the zip on your flies on your trousers, and proceed to zip up and unzip them to the tune of "Back in Black", then you would be considered a zipper.
by Wye Knott October 02, 2010
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