zipkid

a conceptual program idea similar to zipcar, except for getting access to a car, you get to have a kid for a day and once you get annoyed and fed up, you can return the kid to where you got it.

this is designed for people who are unsure about becoming full-time parents, kind of like a no-money down trial.

"i've really been feeling like i wish i had a kid..."

"well, just go to zipkid and try one out. i'm sure after an hour you will be over it..."

zipkid by bubs n hollywood February 19, 2009

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Zippidy Doo Da

Zippidy ay

"Zippidy doo da, zippidy ay"

Zippidy Doo Da by Dvoa August 30, 2018

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zipkicker

A term used Experimental Aircraft Association in OshKosh Wisconsin. Normally it is used by itself, and is self-explanatory.

1. adj. Another word for 'Cool'
2. n. A greeting when meeting someone. 'ZIPKICKER!'
3. n. A brand of superglue

That is so Zipkicker!

Hey! Zipkicker!!

zipkicker by DarkBeing July 25, 2004

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Zipking

An absolute legend, loved by most and hated by so few.

Yeah, that guy is a total zipking

Zipking by Phdthc November 23, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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