The Collective Of Zarloff

An organization dedicated to running around really fast and getting dizzy while reading the scriptures of "THA", the Zarloffian "god". The organization was convened in secret after a drunken bonfire in 1740 after the assassination of the panty god. Little is known about the collective. Some believe the collective will rise up, fail horribly, then resume their drunken antics.

The Zarloffian priest is an ass bag. He's so drunk he cant even slurr properly. This shit sucks....I'm gonna get shit faced now. The collective of Zarloff is made of pandas.

The Collective Of Zarloff by The collective of Zarloff January 6, 2008

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zarnoff

A person that is part black, hispanic, white, jew, chinese, japanese, korean, indonesian, pacific islander, alaskan, other, protugese, jamacan, native american, gay, french, pakisatni, and iraqie, and greenlandish, and viking, and incan, and myan

Damn! That twat looks just like a Zarnoff.

zarnoff by __Leonidas__ April 27, 2007

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Zargoff

Noun - The excess cheese from a pizzz that is stuck to the box and/or plate after consumed.

Person 1: That pizza was delicious! I wish I could have more!
Person 2: You want some of this zargoff? I don't think I can finish it all!!!

Zargoff by DannyDeuces October 7, 2011

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

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