A person who has odd talents and can preform strange actions. Person usualy has an odd fashion sense, and generaly uses a wide and unusual vocabulary. Word comes from the word "insane".
1. I can't belive Cory can speak in 23 different launguages and fit his entire foot in his mouth, what a Zaney!
2. Look at that Zaney, he's wearing the oddest outfit i've ever seen!
To get zaney, or to get zaney with it.
Using an inanimate object to please ones self when alone only.
Ben B: "I had a great time with zaney last night"
Gothum: "U just have to get zaney at least 5 times a day, any less is unhealthy"
Codeword for a woman with really nice breasts. Used when describing such breasts while female is present and/or referencing to said woman.
"Yo check out that girl. She's zaney."
"Did you see them zanes?"
"Grey zaneys or white zaneys?"