Zamboni

A cloth or towel used to clean up the, ahem, post-coital secretions

Can you hand me the zamboni so I can clean you cum off my stomach?

by OccamsRzr April 24, 2020

Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

by Bob Growler September 24, 2007

Zambonious

A collosal great big erection....or any other larger object

'Weezer, will you see that zambonious sized truck out there on the thin ice!"

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

Zamboni

A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.

That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.

by maxweyl1 January 8, 2009

Zambonied

When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)

Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.

by MissScarFever February 23, 2020

Zamboni

A sexual act involving three persons where by a male/female is on all fours, while a male performs anal intercourse and the third is being given oral. before ejaculation the male receiving oral pulls out and ejaculates on the floor in front of person on all fours. Then the person giving anal then slowly moves the person on all fours forward while he/she "cleans up."

dude my knees are all rug burned from when we pulled a zamboni on that chick the other night. good times bro!

hey she's between periods, you should cruise over and we'll give her the zamboni.

by axonjay April 9, 2007

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.

Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!

by jeffermac August 11, 2019