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8.
A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.
That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.
by Clutchmaster October 07, 2009
 
9.
n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.
by ZAN*** November 22, 2003