a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say
Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!
by michael jackson November 21, 2003
These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.
Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.
by Jane and Jenny April 17, 2004
Why you should listen to the teacher in class.
(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!
by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012
the best comeback ever.
"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"
by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004
1)A mindless insult when one has no other comeback.

2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)
- "You suck balls, man"
- "So does your Mom"

~OR~

- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"

(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE

- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"
by (c) RiCaRdO July 08, 2004
the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?"
an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.
debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore...

me: YOUR MOMS A FALLICY!!
by Link the Wolf May 03, 2005
a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.
your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!

bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!
by texas August 04, 2003
the answer to all lifes questions.
Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!
by tooshywhooshy April 30, 2005

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